Be sure to lock your windows and doors…

A man was found dead in his home last weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass.
Police suspect a cereal killer.

(lame i know…but its friday and I had to share =)

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